I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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