Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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