I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
