You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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