walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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