whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i came on her dog
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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