physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I deserve this hangover.
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