Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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