Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
She is in my trunk
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
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One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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