did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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