omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How does one acquire holy water?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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