last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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