goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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