As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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