Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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