Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
