I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
try to milk me bitch
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