It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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