"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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