with your own penis?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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