Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
why do cheetos always look like penises
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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