I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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