Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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