this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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