Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Say something about gay babies.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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