If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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