I wish I only lived at night.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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