How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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