Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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