I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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