How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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