I don't think brook has ever known best
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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