Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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