We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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