would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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