Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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