dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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