$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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