Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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