that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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