Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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