I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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