she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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