I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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