Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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