Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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