two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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