I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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