You smell like a Billy Joel song
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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