would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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