Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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