What tipped you off? The sombrero?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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