she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You are a genius and a whore.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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