So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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