You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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