you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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