My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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