there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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